♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
I DON'T REALLY ENJOY THIS, BUT IT'S EXPECTED OF ME.
AH, JUST THE MAN I BEEN WAITING FOR.
HUH?
BOY, THE NUTMEGS ARE SURE DRINKING A LOT OF MILK.
[SLURP]
WORKS EVERY TIME.
I THINK A LITTLE BREAKFAST IS IN ORDER.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
MMM.
IT'S GOURMET CAT FOOD.
GRANDPA BOUGHT IT FOR YOU.
[KISS KISS]
GET OFF ME. I BOUGHT IT BY MISTAKE.
THEY PUT THAT STUFF NEXT TO THE CHEAP KIND I USUALLY GET YOU.
[SLURP]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
[SLURP]
THIS ISN'T A BAD PLACE TO LIVE. OW!
HEY! THERE'S A NOTE ON THIS.
[OFFSCREEN] I'M SORRY.
BUT THIS IS AS CLOSE AS I GET WHEN I DELIVER MESSAGES TO CATS.
WHO COULD BE SENDING ME A MESSAGE AIRMAIL?
Woman: DEAR SON, I AM COMING FOR A VISIT
AND WILL BE ARRIVING BY TRAIN THIS AFTERNOON.
YAY! MY MOM'S COMING TO VISIT!
Woman: I'M ANXIOUS TO SEE THE HUGE MANSION YOU LIVE IN.
LOVE, MOM.
THE HUGE MANSION?
[GULP]
THAT'S RIGHT. I TOLD HER THAT I LIVED IN A MANSION.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYBODY WHO LIVES IN--
[SNAP]
OH, YES, I DO. SONJA!
Sonja: NOW, LET ME SEE IF I'VE GOT THIS RIGHT.
YOU WANT TO CONVINCE YOUR MOTHER THAT YOU LIVE HERE
BECAUSE YOU LIED TO HER?
YEAH. THAT'S BASICALLY IT.
I'LL HELP YOU ON ONE CONDITION.
ANYTHING.
BEFORE SHE LEAVES, YOU TELL HER THE TRUTH.
ANYTHING BUT THAT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL HER...
AFTER SHE GETS SETTLED.
GOOD. AND REMEMBER, DON'T LET JEEVES SEE YOU.
NO PROBLEM.
Woman: HEATHCLIFF!
OH, MY DEAR MOMMY!
OH, SPIKE WILL RUIN THIS FOR SURE.
HEY, COME ON, MOM. LET'S GO.
WHEW! WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? OH!
WELL, YOU SEE--AAH!
WHEW!
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
THIS WAY, MOM. IT'S A SHORTCUT.
WOO! SOMETIMES, SON, YOU REMIND ME A LOT OF YOUR FATHER.
JUST FOLLOW ME, MOM.
Mom: OH! HEATHCLIFF!
I TOLD YOU TO FOLLOW ME, MOM!
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE REAL CITY, MOM.
OOP!
I BET THEY EXPECT SOME KIND OF EXPLANATION.
WHAT'S THIS ALL--
Heathcliff: MUGGERS, MOM! RUN!
Heathcliff: COME ON, MOM.
WE JUST HAVE TO SLIDE DOWN THIS LADDER
AND WE'LL BE HOME IN NO TIME.
Mom: THIS SURE IS A STRANGE WAY TO GET HOME, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU KNOW, HEATHCLIFF, YOU'VE BEEN ACTING VERY STRANGELY.
IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU WERE TRYING TO AVOID SOMEONE.
WELL, MOM, WHEN YOU'RE RICH LIKE ME,
SOMEONE ALWAYS WANTS SOMETHING FROM YOU.
I JUST THOUGHT I'D SPARE YOU ALL THAT.
OH, I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
I WAS AFRAID THAT NOW THAT YOU'RE RICH,
YOU WERE ASHAMED OF YOUR OLD MOTHER.
ACTUALLY, MOM, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU.
SONJA!
UH, MOM, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET SONJA, MY PERSONAL MAID.
PERSONAL MAID?
NICE TO MEET YOU, SONJA.
I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING GOOD CARE OF MY BOY.
OH, I'D LIKE TO TAKE CARE OF HIM.
WHY DON'T WE GO IN THE HOUSE.
HEATHCLIFF, YOUR HOUSE IS JUST BEAUTIFUL.
I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO SHOW YOUR MOTHER YOUR ROOM.
MY ROOM? UH, YEAH, MYROOM! RIGHT THIS WAY, MOM.
ISN'T THAT JACKET A LITTLE BIG FOR YOU, HEATHCLIFF?
MOTHER DEAR, THAT'S THE STYLE THIS SEASON.
SONJA, BE A GOOD LITTLE MAID.
RUN DOWNSTAIRS AND GET MOTHER AND I A COOL DRINK.
WHATEVER YOU SAY, HEATHCLIFF.
[UNDER BREATH] DON'T PUSH IT, MISTER.
[GULP]
WHEW. GOOD HELP IS SO HARD TO FIND.
"GOOD LITTLE MAID."
HUH?
OH, NO! IT'S THE REAL MAID!
IF SHE SEES HEATHCLIFF, WE'RE FINISHED!
I THINK YOU SHOULD SHOW YOUR MOTHER THE YARD NOW, HEATHCLIFF.
I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT IN THE YARD!
[GULP]
UH-OH. THE MAID!
HEY, MOM, LOOK AT THIS GREAT CLOSET!
NO, NO. NOT IN THERE.
NO!
HEATHCLIFF!
COME ON, MOM!
MOM, ISN'T THIS A GREAT VIEW OUT HERE?
HMM. THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
AT LEAST IT WASN'T JEEVES.
JEEVES!
JEEVES! COME ON, MOM! I WANT YOU TO SEE THE YARD NOW.
Jeeves: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
NO TIME TO CHAT.
HERE, MOM, LET'S TAKE A SHORTCUT.
YAH!
WOO!
NOT A BAD RIDE, HUH, MOM? UH-OH.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, SON?
UH-OH. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?
COME ON, MOM.
I THINK NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO SEE THE REST OF THE HOUSE.
THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.
QUICK, IN HERE!
HEATHCLIFF, WHY ARE WE HIDING FROM THE BUTLER?
OH, UH, WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ASSOCIATE WITH THE HELP.
I WAS AFRAID YOU HAD BECOME A SNOB,
AND NOW I'M CONVINCED!
MOM, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU.
THIS IS REALLY SONJA'S HOUSE.
YOU MUST BE AN AWFULLY GOOD MAID
TO AFFORD THIS PLACE.
MOM, SONJA'S NOT A MAID, AND I DON'T LIVE HERE.
I JUST MADE THAT UP SO YOU'D BE PROUD OF ME.
HEATHCLIFF, I WOULD BE PROUD OF YOU
IF YOU LIVED IN A CARDBOARD BOX.
[KISS]
Boy: BYE!
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
COME BACK AGAIN SOON!
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THE TRUTH ALL ALONG.
YOU LIVE WITH A WONDERFUL FAMILY.
MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE I COME FROM A WONDERFUL FAMILY.
HA HA HA!
[WIND BLOWING]
DUH, LET'S GO, GUYS. IT'S TIME TO HIT THE ICE.
Hector: WE MUST BE CRAZY LETTING RIFF RAFF TALK US INTO THIS.
WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT PLAYING HOCKEY ANYWAY?
RIFF RAFF WANTS TO IMPRESS HIS DATE,
SO THE CATILLAC CATS HAVE GOT TO SKATE.
THE STUFFING FROM THIS COUCH WILL DO ITS BIT
TO EASE THE PAIN IF WE GET HIT.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO WORRIED ABOUT MY HEAD.
ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULDN'T PLAY AGAINST THE CATASTROPHE CATS.
YEAH. IT'S NOT WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE THAT COUNTS, HECTOR.
IT'S THE THRILL OF COMPETITION.
IT'S THE JOY OF GETTING OUT AND DOING SOMETHING
SO YOU CAN ENJOY THE WONDER OF WINTER.
Mungo: IT'S--
OOPH! GEE, GUYS, THAT'S NOT NICE.
WRONG, MUNGO.
FREEZING INTO ICE CUBES AND BEING HAPPY ABOUT IT IS NOT NICE.
Riff Raff: SAVE THAT ENERGY FOR THE GAME, TEAM.
HEY, BOSS. YOU LOOK GREAT.
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL.
CATASTROPHE CATS, HEED OUR CALL.
[CLINK]
[ORGAN PLAYS]
OUCH!
WHOA!
[WITH FRENCH ACCENT] GREAT SHOT, GRANT.
[WITH FRENCH ACCENT] ALL MY SHOTS IS GREAT.
DID YOU SEE MY SHOT, CLEO, BABY?
YOU'RE WONDERFUL, GRANT.
AND YOUR ABOUT-TO-BE EX-BUDDY
IS GOING TO FIND OUT EXACTLY HOW WONDERFUL...
IF HE'S BRAVE ENOUGH TO EVEN SHOW UP FOR THE GAME.
SLOW DOWN, HECTOR.
YEAH, HECTOR.
WHOA! WHOA!
IS EVERYONE ALL RIGHT?
Hector: BARELY.
YEAH. MMM. MMM.
LOOKS LIKE YOUR RUNT FRIEND
WAS DUMB ENOUGH TO SHOW UP.
HEY, CLEO. CLEO!
WHOOPS. HEE HEE! SORRY, RIFF RAFF.
[THUD]
Grant: YOU KIDDING, PRETTY FACE?
THAT AIN'T NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO THAT SQUIRT.
YEAH? WELL, PUT YOUR SARDINES WHERE YOU MOUTH IS, YOU--
NOW, NOW. WE'RE ALL OUT HERE FOR FUN, NOT FOR FIGHTING.
SO EVERYBODY HIT THE ICE.
HEH HEH HEH.
WE'LL HELP THESE CLOWNS HITTHE ICE, WON'T WE, GUYS?
HEH HEH HEH. YEAH. WE'LL MAKE SURE THEY HIT IT--REAL HARD.
JUST DON'T FORGET THE DEAL, GRANT.
THE LOSER STAYS AWAY FROM CLEO.
WITH ME AROUND, SHE WON'T MISS YOU AT ALL.
[LAUGHTER]
WE CAN'T BEAT THEM. THEY'RE TOO BIG.
YEAH. AND THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE.
BUT WE GOT A SECRET WEAPON.
SLICE SOME ICE, WHIZ.
THEY MAY BE BIG AND MAY BE MEAN,
BUT THIS CAT HERE IS A SKATING MACHINE.
HOT SARDINES ON A STICK!
GET YOU HOT SARDINES RIGHT HERE.
WHEN I DROP THE PUCK, THE CLOCK WILL START RUNNING.
WHEN THE HAND POINTS STRAIGHT UP AGAIN, THE GAME IS OVER.
NO CHEATING AND NO ROUGH STUFF.
JUST HAVE FUN. OK?
WE'LL BE GENTLE, SWEETIE FACE.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
GOOD. THEN...START!
WHOA!
[CRASH]
COME BACK HERE, YOU SKINNY CAT!
OH!
I'M IMPRESSED, RIFF RAFF!
YOU HEAR THAT? CLEO'S IMPRESSED.
OW!
[CRASH]
Riff Raff: WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
WHOA!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, WORDSWORTH?
I-I-I'M OK, B-BUT THROUGH F-FOR T-TODAY.
YOU QUIT, YOU LOSE.
SEE IF YOU CAN WARM HIM UP. COME ON, GUYS, WE CAN DO IT.
YEAH. 3...
AGAINST 4?
I ADMIRE YOUR COURAGE, RIFF RAFF,
BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUIT.
THE CADILLAC CATS NEVER QUIT!
HOORAY! YAY!
OH, WORDSWORTH, PLEASE WARM UP IN TIME.
OH! I HATE CATS!
[YELLING]
[SIZZLING]
YEOW!
YEOW! OOH!
OH...
YOU'VE GOT TO WARM UP FAST, WORDSWORTH.
THE GAME'S ALMOST OVER.
HUH?
OH!
[SHIVERING]
AT LEAST WE TRIED OUR BEST, CLEO.
YOU SURE HAVE, AND IT'S NOT OVER YET.
AHH...
HUH?
AH!
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU SISSY CADILLAC CATS!
SISSY?
HOW DARE YOU?
GO, CADILLACS!
OOH!
YOU DOLTS SHOULDN'T CALL US SISSIES, YOU KNOW.
YOU SHOULDN'T CHEAT, EITHER...
'CAUSE WHEN YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA GET BEATEN GOOD.
GUARD THE GOAL CAGE!
WHOOPS!
RIFF RAFF, IT'S YOUR TIME,
AND THE GAME'S ON THE LINE.
10, 9, 8...
7, 6, 5...
4, 3...
TWO, ONE!
ALL RIGHT! WE BEAT THE CATASTROPHE CATS!
[CROWD CHEERING]
Riff Raff: ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS!
ALL RIGHT, CADILLAC CATS!
[CHEERING]
Wordsworth: ALL RIGHT, CADILLAC CATS
IMPRESSED WITH THE CADILLAC CATS NOW, CLEO?
I'M ALWAYS IMPRESSED WITH YOU, RIFF RAFF.
ALWAYS.
[KISS]
PETS JUST SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH TOYS MADE FOR CHILDREN.
THEY'RE TOO ROUCH WITH THEM.
IT'S NOT ONLY THAT THEY MIGHT BREAK THE TOY,
BUT THEY COULD ALSO HURT THEMSELVES.
PETS SHOULD PLAY WITH PET TOYS.
HERE'S A GOOD EXAMPLE. THIS TOY IS DESIGNED FOR THE KIND
OF ROUGH TREATMENT IT WILL GET FROM A PET.
HEATHCLIFF! I'M HOME!
WELL, I GOTTA GO NOW.
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